Today has been one of those days. It all started with a wasted trip to school, long story..too tired to go into, and ended with Sophia breaking an entire bottle of pink "Glam Girl" nail polish all over my white tiled bathroom floor. Let's just say an entire bottle of nail polish remover has already been used. Then my mom calls me to say she is bleeding and can't stop. She is on blood thinners and Aspirin so she has a hard time with bleeding. I drive over there after she says she is out of bandaids. She needs a BIG one though, please come quick. I get there with a bunch of assorted bandaids and gauze to find a pinprick of a bleeder. I spray on liquid bandaid and tell her to invest in it.
I finally get home to get a call from an old buddy in Reno who says he just got fired from Walmart. How the hell does that happen? Well, he has a coworker who is homosexual, and he came up to him and said, "Hi Fucker, how are you doing today?" OMG! I think I fell off the chair laughing so hard.
What a day!
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